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From My Cold, Dead Hands

From My Cold, Dead Hands

From My Cold, Dead Hands

I moved here from the heat of Lakeland, FL for two reasons and two reasons only. Freedom, and free money that belongs to me. Sometime...

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Sep 30, 20242 min read

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My Wife And I Started Doing Something Else That Makes Us Better Than You

My Wife And I Started Doing Something Else That Makes Us Better Than You

My Wife And I Started Doing Something Else That Makes Us Better Than You

We were worried that we were running out of ways to signal our privilege to our other shallow friends with luxury beliefs but we think we...

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Sep 30, 20242 min read

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We Must Reimagine Crossing The Street

We Must Reimagine Crossing The Street

We Must Reimagine Crossing The Street

I've never been one to sit around and do nothing...although it may seem that way to people that watch me for any period of time. As soon...

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Sep 30, 20242 min read

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